Monday, February 25, 2008

Well... this will not do....

So I started my new job today! Rockin'! Got my new ID badge that opens the various doors. A new PC which is admittedly a tad sub-standard to my last position but it does what I need to do so I can live with that.

What I cannot live with is the restrooms here!

At my last company I would make use of the facilities and when I stepped away the plumbing fixture in question would flush all by itself. My new place of employment? Well the fixtures require ME to do the flushing. Well this is just intolerable! How can I be expected to flush my own toilet? Will the burdens on the working man EVER be ameliorated? I mean really, what is this 1985?

That's it...! Time to polish up that resume again.



Anonymous said...

The automatic flushing toilets scare the crap out of my kids! My oldest says "it psrayed my butt mommy" (he says spray psray). My two year old likes to pretend he is going (to be like big brother) and once at Red Robin it flushed just as he was about to go and he jumped back and said "I dun wanna go no mo mommy. Iz cary!" hahaha!

Use your foot to flush those "new" toilets!! DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUSHER! ;-)

Anonymous said...


I thought it was just us Brits who were toilet obsessed. Clearly not.