Thursday, May 1, 2008

A little off today...

I awoke this morning with a strange sense of nausea and trepidation. The reason has been oddly vague. My last meal consisted of nothing so spicy or memorable. My sleep was neither fitful nor my dreams remarkable. Why do I have this sense of impending doom? Is this a premonition of some other worldly threat? Some foreboding caused by the approach of forces demonic and or angelic finally arrived to wreak vengeance upon my soul for my mocking denial of their existence? Nah! But, nonetheless, so it is that the feelings doth persist. What could it be?

Oh yes! Now I remember! Excuse me... I feel an overwhelming urge to kneel before a toilet...

R.

7 comments:

Tam said...

now, now R. Be nice.

foxy?

***grinning***

Ed said...

Robert, I think how you are praying to, and what for makes a difference.

I am praying to the gods of baseball that the idiot manager of my New York Mets gets fired.

That Ben Stein will make an ever bigger fool of himself. No, that's not possible. :)

Tam said...

i love you guys!

sorry.

but i do.

SirRobert said...

Willie was one of my childhood heroes on the Yankees!

However as a Yankees fan I look at the Mets as the 'red-headed' step-shild..so I don't pay them any attention...

I guess Willie ain't doing so well eh?

R.

Tam said...

hmmmm

b4d6uy said...

I hope you're feeling better today.

New Yorker, eh? I've been on Long Island all week...

1godsgal said...

Robert...don't be a butthead...wow, did I say that out loud????? ;)

I think you're special my friend...I kneel before my toilet for you every day...

I unspammed you!! YAY!!! Have a super weekend!!!